Trump Declares Victory After Backing Down From Iran War He Started

Hours after threatening to annihilate Iranian civilization, Trump agreed to a two-week ceasefire with Tehran -- then immediately claimed total victory. The deal forces Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz while Israel continues bombing Lebanon, and both sides are spinning the pause as a win while explosions continue to rock the region.

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Donald Trump spent Tuesday threatening to wipe Iranian civilization off the map. By Wednesday, he was announcing a ceasefire and declaring himself the architect of a "golden age" for the Middle East.

The whiplash is the point. After weeks of military escalation that brought the US and Iran to the brink of full-scale war, Trump agreed to a two-week pause in hostilities -- then immediately framed his retreat as a "total and complete victory." Iran's foreign minister Abbas Araghchi confirmed the ceasefire, stating that Iranian forces would "cease their defensive operations" if attacks stopped.

Both sides are claiming they won. Trump wrote that Iran submitted a "10 point proposal" that would be a "workable basis" for negotiations, adding that "big money will be made." Iran says it successfully defended itself against American aggression. The truth is messier: Trump manufactured a crisis, threatened apocalyptic violence, then accepted terms that let both governments save face while the region burns.

The Ceasefire That Isn't

The ink wasn't dry on the agreement before it started falling apart. Hours after the ceasefire was announced, explosions were reported at an Iranian oil refinery. A security official told the Times of Israel that the Israeli Air Force was continuing strikes inside Iran on Wednesday. Tehran fired multiple salvos of ballistic missiles toward Israel after the pause was supposed to take effect.

Israel's position makes the contradictions explicit. Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu said his government "supports President Trump's decision to suspend strikes against Iran" -- then immediately clarified that the ceasefire "does not include Lebanon." Israeli forces issued evacuation orders for Tyre, Lebanon's fifth-largest city, before striking the Abbasiyeh neighborhood. Over 1,500 people have been killed since Israel's military campaign in Lebanon began.

France's president Emmanuel Macron called for Lebanon to be included in the ceasefire. Israel ignored him. The message is clear: Trump's "big day for world peace" doesn't extend to Lebanese civilians.

Charging Tolls on a Waterway Iran Blockaded

One of the ceasefire's stranger provisions: Iran and Oman will now charge fees for ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz, the vital shipping route that carries one-fifth of the world's oil and gas. No tolls were charged previously. Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps had effectively closed the waterway by threatening to set fire to transiting vessels -- now they'll profit from reopening it.

A regional official told the Associated Press that Iran would use the money for reconstruction. What Oman plans to do with its cut is unclear. The arrangement suggests Trump's "workable basis for negotiation" includes letting Iran monetize a crisis it created by blockading international waters.

Oil prices dropped below $100 per barrel for the first time in days after the ceasefire was announced. Trump touted the economic implications, writing that "lots of positive action" and "big money" would follow. He didn't mention that the oil price spike was driven by his own threats to obliterate Iran.

Israeli Opposition Calls It a 'Political Disaster'

Not everyone in Israel is celebrating. Opposition leader Yair Lapid, a centrist, called the ceasefire the biggest "political disaster in all of our history." He slammed Netanyahu for leaving Israel out of negotiations that directly affect its national security.

"Israel wasn't even at the table when decisions were made concerning the core of our national security," Lapid wrote on X. "The military carried out everything that was asked of it, the public demonstrated amazing resilience, but Netanyahu failed politically, failed strategically, and didn't meet a single one of the goals that he himself set."

Lapid's criticism highlights a recurring pattern: Trump makes unilateral decisions affecting US allies, then expects them to fall in line. Netanyahu publicly backed the ceasefire while privately continuing military operations in Lebanon, threading the needle between supporting Trump and maintaining his own political survival.

What Happens in Two Weeks?

The ceasefire is temporary -- just 14 days to negotiate a more permanent arrangement. What happens when the clock runs out is anyone's guess. Trump has a documented history of abandoning diplomatic agreements (see: the Iran nuclear deal he tore up in his first term). Iran has little reason to trust American commitments. Israel is still bombing Lebanon.

UK prime minister Keir Starmer announced he would travel to the Middle East on Wednesday to hold talks with Gulf partners about permanently reopening the Strait of Hormuz. His involvement suggests European leaders are scrambling to stabilize a situation Trump destabilized, then claimed credit for resolving.

The fundamental problem remains: Trump created this crisis through maximum pressure sanctions, military escalation, and apocalyptic threats. Now he's declaring victory for agreeing to stop the war he started. Iran gets to charge tolls on a waterway it blockaded. Israel keeps bombing Lebanon. And in two weeks, we could be right back where we started -- or worse.

Trump called it a "big day for world peace." Tell that to the people in Tyre who just got evacuation orders.

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